Burritos and Boats (GB007)

5th Eleasis, 1492 - Waterdeep
The great City of Waterdeep has been the backdrop to many a strange scene, but few odder than that of an Orc pirate sprinting out the main gate carrying a kobold priest and a wailing brass dragon.

With Dabshabah now freed of the pain caused by the city's anti-dragon wards and camped with her rescuers outside the city's gate, Friend, Gorkoh and Green Steve have mic-dropped away from the battle of the pit after opportunistic brigands tried unsuccessfully to sieze whatever meager goods the Good Boys were able to salvage from the underdark.

They now face the prospect of seeking out the enigmatic Omin Dran to collect the party's reward, and locating their fleeing colleagues to forge onwards into an indifferent world...

Friend, Steve and Gorkoh seek out the rest of the party, and intuit that they headed for the gate. They reconnect, see that Dabshabah is now fine, and wonder what happened to Wistie.

Wistie wanders out of the pit to the aftermath of the battle. Going over the pickings as a rogue is wont to do, she finds a dagger. She does everything possible to try to get arrested by lying about being associated with the bandits, and is able to escape after the Watchman is distracted by a middle aged human male doctor, and a kindly young human female directs her to the southeast gate.

Wistie spends the night in an alley overlooking the gate, and the remainder of the group camp outside.

6th Eleasis, 1492 - Waterdeep
The main group wake outside the gates of Waterdeep and realise they are out of food. Wistie wakes in the alley and finds a nice warm breakfast burrito wrapped in muslin on the ground in the alley next to her. She of course eats it, as you do.

Wistie wanders out through the gate and, hallucinating from the burrito, sees what appears to be a giant chicken, which begins squawking and flapping at her. Back in the real world, Friend is waving and calling to Wistie whom he alone has noticed.

Disconcerted, Wistie begins to back away. Sack is over having a split party and dashes to catch her. Wistie, meanwhile, sees a large gorilla charging at her and properly - and ultimately unsuccessfully - flees. Back into Sack's sack she goes, and the universe descends around her. Deciding to taste of its fruits, she nibbles everything from toenails to one of Sack's hatchets, which she understands to be a ham leg and is overcome by the brave pig's sacrifice to feed her. She and the hatchet become inseperable, even after the burrito has worn off.

The group decide to escort Dabshabah north to her land, and Sack hatches a plan to shanghai a boat. It was not, it should be stressed, a good plan; rather relying on boat captains being dumber than Sack. After two pathetically obvious attempts to bamboozle world-weary sailors, the group go foraging; with Dabshabah flying off to feed herself on the condition that Moloch meet her at the northern crossroads at dawn.

The group overnights at the Cracked Flask in Undercliff Village, where the elven proprietor's rather impressionable daughter is suitably impressed by their tales and bearing.

7th Eleasis, 1492 - Undercliff Village
The party wake and run off to the crossroads north of Waterdeep, having forgotten about the meeting with the dragon.

Luckily Dabshabah is there, flying overhead and frightening the locals, and the group take the High Road north along the coast towards Thornhold and the Mere of Dead Men. As the session comes to an end, they find themselves ambushed...