Acquisitions Incorporated

Throughout history, some people have had things and other people have wanted those things. But where most would gaze upon that arrangement and see an inescapable life of unfulfillment, Ominifis Hereward "Omin" Dran saw a business opportunity. Thus was Acquisitions Incorporated born. In the years since, Omin and longtime employee (though less-longtime friend) James Winifred "Jim" Darkmagic llI have turned a talent for distribution of property into a reputation as the multiverse's premier adventurers for hire.

Acquisitions Incorporated began as most adventuring groups do, with the wholesale removal of irksome kobolds, scouting ruined towers, delving into dwarven necropolis-cities and abandoning wounded goblin hirelings named Splug to a terrible fate. The usual stuff.

But in short order, Acq Inc traded kobolds for dragons and upgraded ruined towers to eldritch temples. As the company grew, so too did its demand for willing and able-bodied adventurers. However, a limited payroll meant having to settle for one or the other. After coming to the conclusion that a mission statement best described as "minion harvesting" sent the wrong message, Acquisitions Incorporated started an internship program. In accordance with the truism "you get what you pay for", the very first Acq Inc intern died on his second assignment with the company.

In the years between its founding and today, Acquisitions Incorporated has pried deep into the underbelly of Waterdeep, commandeered battle balloons above the jungles of ChuIt, faced down mechanical beholders, and robbed a bank operated by devils. The team has also rubbed shouIders with some of the most notorious figures in the Forgotten Realms, including bumping into Drizzt Do'Urden while journeying through the Underdark.